{"id":271,"date":"2026-04-03T21:50:05","date_gmt":"2026-04-03T21:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/?page_id=271"},"modified":"2026-04-03T21:50:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-03T21:50:05","slug":"sombrero-cow-buy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/?page_id=271","title":{"rendered":"Sombrero Cow Buy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-ebee8dc1 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\" style=\"margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50)\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading alignwide\">Please select what colour you want your cow to be.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-x-large-font-size\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/6oU4gA7Cq2NN3755wOg7e47\">White<\/a><\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" style=\"margin-bottom:24px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/6oU4gA7Cq2NN3755wOg7e47\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"663\" src=\"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-white.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-102\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-white.jpg 679w, https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-white-300x293.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-x-large-font-size\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/bJedRa3ma0FFbDB9N4g7f00\">Black<\/a><\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" style=\"margin-bottom:24px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/bJedRa3ma0FFbDB9N4g7f00\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"663\" src=\"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-black.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-104\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-black.jpg 679w, https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-black-300x293.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-x-large-font-size\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/bJe00k6ymcon2319N4g7f01\">Red\/Pink<\/a><\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" style=\"margin-bottom:24px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/bJe00k6ymcon2319N4g7f01\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"657\" src=\"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-red.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-103\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;object-fit:cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-red.jpg 679w, https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/filament-red-300x290.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-x-large-font-size\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/28EcN609YgED7nl2kCg7f03\">Blue<\/a><\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/28EcN609YgED7nl2kCg7f03\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"425\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/81hzqeNjiWL._AC_SX425_.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/81hzqeNjiWL._AC_SX425_.jpg 425w, https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/81hzqeNjiWL._AC_SX425_-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/81hzqeNjiWL._AC_SX425_-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-x-large-font-size\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/28E00kaOC1JJgXV0cug7f02\">Mystery<\/a><\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" style=\"margin-bottom:24px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/28E00kaOC1JJgXV0cug7f02\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/illustoon.com\/photo\/9650.png\" alt=\"Image for service\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;object-fit:cover\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-x-large-font-size\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/5kQ9AUf4S3RRdLJf7og7f04\">painted<\/a><\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/buy.stripe.com\/5kQ9AUf4S3RRdLJf7og7f04\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cc-craft.co.uk\/media\/catalog\/product\/cache\/f5a04654fa1291930ec6413dd4db78d6\/3\/2\/32100_1.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"We&#039;re 2 people! April fools?\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RQXNzBWSuNA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please select what colour you want your cow to be. White Black Red\/Pink Blue Mystery painted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-271","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272,"href":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/271\/revisions\/272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joelscowshop.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}